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ceph-a:

(336) 494-6276

Plays Da Tem Shop theme from Undertale


(336) 494-6281

Plays Megalovania from Undertale


1 (985) 655-2500

Rick rolls you


(866) 740-4531

Just says “I am Groot”


1 (888) 447-5594

Easter egg phone number that’s found at the end of God if War


(605) 475-6959

Politely informs you that you have bad breath


(605) 475-6968

Rejection hotline. Politely informs that you have been rejected. Perfect for any creepy people at the bar. I got a good reaction when I gave this to someone wanting n00ds on Kik

That’s all I have right now. All of these have been tested and I know for sure work in the US. I’ll add more numbers if I find any.

  •   Posted:
    31 December, 5 years ago
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    ceph-a
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    ceph-a
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