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googlebus:

male feminist here I’d rather have sex with the first one :-) 

@googlebus women don’t contour so we can have sex with males. We do it because we feel fucking fabulous and it takes a surreal amount of skill and time why the fuck would we waste it getting all smeared up on the sheets when an incompetent male feminist cums too early and inadvertently ends up splashing us with a facial. This is not directed at you, googlebus, specifically but at all the misguided male feminists who think because they have a penis and they identify as feminists either to get pussy or to feel righteous that they have any right to an opinion about a woman’s body. Unless you’re actually a female identifying entity satirizing a male feminist in which case I’m sorry for my words and lack of ability to read sarcasm. In short, fuck you to all the male feminists who think any of us ladies give a flying fuck what you think about our contouring you DO NOT GET A HIGH FIVE BECAUSE YOU PREFER A NAKED FACE YOU NEED TO RECOGNIZE YOU ARE JUST THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF THE FEDORA WEARING “NICE GUY”.

is the dragon single?

(Source: lopmon)